Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”
When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.
Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger
GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R
WHO TOLD HIM
WHO TOLD HIM
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
i only get stronger the more everyone sees this
I will miss you too, but you are wrong if you think that the joy of life comes principally from the joy of human relationships… it is in everything and in anything we can experience. People just need to change the way they look at things.
- Into The Wild. (via laughlinemysteries)
Wrap your fingers around my heart and squeeze every ounce of yourself out of it because I no longer need to feel you at the tips of my fingers or in the small of my back and I most certainly do not need you stuck in my lungs.
- Words that haunt me (via molten-heart)